This represents a new direction in Carter Fitness advertising. See what you think…
“I once lifted a weight THIS BIG…”
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Monday, January 25th, 2010“I once lifted a weight THIS BIG…”
Super Stuff Oreo
Saturday, February 14th, 2009There is no good reason for me to post this.
I accept your challenge, sir
First of all whoever created this had too much time on their hands. Second of all… wait, I have no second.
For more odd ball foods that walk the line between sinfully awesome (Snickers Pie) and puke-o-licious (Turbaconucken) visit http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
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12 Days
Thursday, December 18th, 2008I can never keep holiday songs straight. Apparently I’m not the only one
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‘Twas The Night Before Christmas (at Carter Fitness)
Sunday, December 14th, 2008‘Twas the night before Christmas when all through the gym
Not a carb was found lurking near fit, plump or slim.
The dumbbells were stacked on the racks with great care
Just waiting for clients to pick up a pair.
The trainers all cautioned them to be committed
No visions of sugarplums would be permitted.
And Josh, the big boss man, reminded them all
Carter Fitness is there, if from your diet you fall.
When out in the parking lot arose such a clatter
Josh sprinted outside to see what was the matter.
When what to his eyes should emerge on the scene
But a red suited man with no fitness regime.
If You Can Only Remember One Thing This Holiday Season…
Sunday, December 14th, 2008Remember this:
You never know what he might do…
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Don’t Vote
Thursday, October 16th, 2008Listen to celebrities. They are pretty.
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-Joshua Carter
Japan’s WTF Pizza
Thursday, July 31st, 2008Not long ago (earlier today actually) I launched an evil and dastardly plot to make other nations fatter. That way we Americans will seem less piggy in comparison. Sinister right?
I am well aware I have very little influence one way or the other at this point, but at least I know Mr. T is on my side.
Well it seems Japan has started without me.
Not long ago Pizza Hut in Japan released the "Mega Pizza".
The Actual Mega Pizza – (If You Can Call It That)
Mr. T, Snickers & My Evil Plot
Thursday, July 31st, 2008Speed walking just looks stupid. I don’t even think it is debatable. But I’ll come back to that.
Just keep walking…
Let me start with some disclosure. I was a fan of Mr. T in the 80’s. The first time I saw the mohawked, verbose muscle man encased in gold chains was in Rocky III where he beat the crap out of Sly Stallone.
It was not long after that that he starred as "B.A" Baracs on the hit show "The ‘A’ Team". I can still hear the the theme song…
I Give Up
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Damn Nintendo Wii. Ruining everything. I thought that I was on the cutting edge, delivering state of the art fat loss training and nutrition programs online and at my highly regarded Carter Fitness training facility in beautiful West Hills, Ca. But apparently that is not the case.
I saw this commercial and I just knew. I knew I was glimpsing the future.
Who needs a highly educated, inventive, motivating trainer with over 15 years of in the trenches experience guiding you every step of the way?
Not you. All you need is a video game.
Required Education Level
Thursday, July 10th, 2008I was checking out my friend Derek’s Blog, Cheek & Bluster and I saw a link to this site called The Blog Readability Test that rates Blog’s etc. and determines the level of education required to understand it. So I gave it a shot.
Hmmm. I’m not sure how to take that.
It reminds me of a sitcom a while back (I can’t remember the name where the main character on the show had a Tivo. Incase you did not know, Tivos can record show based on what it (the Tivo) thinks you would like. On the show the Tivo kept recording gay shows- the Tivo thought he was gay. Hilarity ensued.
