Jun
30
2009
When it comes to fat loss and fitness, it can seem like you are climbing an endless wall of death. Or maybe I should say endless wall of blubbery frustration.
President Bill Clinton said it best when he said “I feel your pain.”
Cheer up , Bill.
The thought of achieving your goals, whether it be fitness & fat loss (or whatever life your goal you might have) can seem insurmountable.
Well it is surmountable. Way surmountable. But the path can be long, uphill and not well marked. Plus there might be pain involved. But no one expects you to do it alone.
no comments | tags: Achieving Your Goals, Amp, Bill Clinton, Body Transformation, Business Marketing, Cheer Up, Climbing Wall, Conference Call, Endless Wall, Faith, Fellow Trainer, Fitness, Fitness Business, Frustration, Guidance, Guru, Joshua, Master Fitness, Mentors, Personal Life, President Bill Clinton, Sherpa, Unison, Wall Of Death, Whatever Life, Zen Masters | posted in Fat Loss
Jun
14
2009
WARNING: The following post is a bit on the rant side.
I am going to say something that is going to piss a lot of people off. And I’ll probably get tons of emails, but I don’t care. I am passionate about this.
Here it is: Gastric bypass is a tool of the weak.
Ok, maybe not all the time, but *WAY* too much of the time. I will concede that there are people out there that have two options; either go under the knife or under the ground. Those people are not as plentiful as some would have you believe.
no comments | tags: Billboards, Couch, Docs, Doctors, Eating Habits, Exercise, Gastric Bypass Surgery, I Don T Care, Lap Band Surgery, Lard, Nips, Overweight, Pie Hole, Scars, Shitty, Stomach, Tucks, Variations, Wafer, Weight Loss Centers | posted in Fat Loss
Jun
14
2009
I just read a post by my colleague and nutritional guru Jonny Bowden. He wrote a piece (with accompanying video) on what he calls the Barbara Bush Syndrome.
Let me Cliff Note it here for you:
For the historically impaired, before President George W. Bush, his daddy was our president – George H. W. Bush. And our first lady was his wife, Barbara Bush.
Well the the powers that be behind the powers that be believed the first lady had an image issue. For one thing she looked significantly older than the president, appearing more like his mother than his wife. And as we all know, image is all that any cares about right?
no comments | tags: Barbara Bush, Bowden, Cares, Colleague, First Lady, George Bush, George H W Bush, George W Bush, Guru, Hair Color, Hell, Image Issue, Lucrative Contract, Mrs Bush, President Bush, President George H W Bush, President George W Bush, Quaker Oats, Reluctance, Slap Of Reality, Wife Barbara | posted in Fat Loss
May
31
2009
Thanks, I’ll pass.
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no comments | tags: Body Transformation, Expert, Fitness, Hell, Joshua | posted in Fat Loss, Fat Loss
May
31
2009
Wait, don’t answer.
Actually it was really meant to be more of a rhetorical question. Plus it was rhetorically aimed at some news and research dorks. So don’t answer.
So why did I even ask the question? Well you see this past week a study came out the said exercise does not boost metabolism. Yes, they claimed exercise DOES NOT boost metabolism.
So that is why I posed the question: “Do I look stupid?” Because despite the above photographic evidence to the contrary, I am not. (So stop laughing.)
no comments | tags: Blasphemy, Bust, Carnage, Clue, Dorks, Einstein, Evidence To The Contrary, Genius Iq, George W Bush, Leisurely Stroll, Mayhem, Metabolism Studies, Msnbc, Myth, Nightly News, Photographic Evidence, Public Belief, Rhetorical Question, Several Times, Work Out, Work Out | posted in Fat Loss
May
31
2009
Yes it’s true.
I ate all that crap. I cheated big time. And I’ll do it again.
Actually that’s pretty close…
All that junk food found its way down my pie hole and yet somehow I still lost 5 lbs this week.
How? Easy. It’s all in the timing.
I have a single cheat day: Saturday. I eat whatever I want, however much I want. When Sunday rolls around I am done with the binge buffet (kidding) and I’m back on the plan. It is really that simple.
no comments | tags: Big Time, Binge, Body Transformation, Chips, Cookies, Crap, Diet, Explosion, Fitness, Fries, High Protein, Hormones, Joshua, Junk Food, Life Cereal, Mcflurry, Pie Hole, Pig, Pizza, Specifics | posted in Fat Loss
May
21
2009
Whenever there is something very cool in this world someone will try to knock it off. The shelves of electronic stores are filled with iPod clones.
Here is another example:
Looks like an Oreo right?
Well it ain’t. It’s a Hydrox – close but no cigar.

Oh yeah, the real deal. Got milk?
So what do you think the fine folks at Oreo thought when the strikingly similar Hydrox came out? According to the old adage they should be flattered right? Thrilled even.
F that. You know they were pissed.
no comments | tags: 3 Years, Brilliant Idea, Clones, Close But No Cigar, Color Scheme, Electronic Stores, Fj Cruiser, Form Of Flattery, Knock Off, Marketing Idea, Nothing Like The Real Thing, Old Adage, Oreos, Real Deal, Shelves, Sincerest Form Of Flattery, Slice Of The Pie, Tank Tops, Workout Benches, Yummy Goodness | posted in Fat Loss
May
14
2009
I’m sure you all remember Kirstie Alley as super stoic and sexy Vulcan, Lt. Saavik from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kahn. Although I hear she also had some success on some little TV show about a bar where everyone knows your name…
Live long, and prosper.
Well wherever you remember her from, you probably know the story by now: She got fat.
Twice.
I know as well as anyone that bodyweight can fluctuate throughout the year. Life gets in the way and s^*t just happens. My weight goes up and down and I do this crap for a living. No one is perfect.
no comments | tags: Bodyweight, Caloric Restriction, Dress Sizes, End Result, Good Job, Jenny Craig Diet, Jenny Craig Diet Plan, Kirstie Alley, Kudos, Little Tv, Minions, People Magazine, Saavik, Seizure, Sexy Vulcan, Star Trek, Star Trek Ii The Wrath Of Kahn, Trek Ii, Waist Bands, Where Everyone Knows Your Name, Wrath Of Kahn | posted in Fat Loss, Fat Loss
May
14
2009

I don’t know who’s workout equipment this is – but this dude is serious.
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no comments | tags: Body Transformation, Dedication, Fitness, Joshua, Workout Equipment | posted in Fat Loss
May
8
2009
Happy Mother’s Day.
To the mothers of sons and to the mothers of daughters. To the mothers of canines, felines, equines and all kinds – this day is for you as well. And let us not forget the mothers to be for your mothering has already begun.
A special thank you for all that you do – and yes we notice even if we don’t say. And though we can never say it enough – from your children everywhere to you, mom – we love you.
I of course have two special mothers to thank. The first is my mother, Linda.
no comments | tags: Amp, Body Transformation, Equines, Fitness, Gabe, Giant, Happy Day, Joshua, Loving Wife, Mama S Boy, Mom, Mother Day, Mother Linda, Mother S Day, Mothering, Mothers Day, Nate, Nbsp, Patience, Wonderful Mother | posted in Fat Loss